buffet lunch menu
To celebrate their newly rennovated interior, Three Degrees at the Lodge of Tiburon is having a soft opening tomorrow with dinner service from 5-11pm. On Saturday, they are doing away with brunch and introducing their breakfast buffet menu, all you ...
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Enjoy lunch during all-day happy hour at Three Degrees - San Francisco Examiner
Detroit is about to go hoops crazy as the NCAA Final Four fans start rolling into town next week, not a moment too soon for a region eager for some fun. The Final Four championship games will be held Saturday and Monday at Ford Field, home of the ...
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Detroit has plenty to offer Final Four fans - Detroit News
SALEM-A public breakfast buffet will be served from 7:30 to 10 a.m. Saturday at the Salem Masonic Temple, 788 E. State St. Cost is $6 for adults, $3 for children under 10 and free for children under 2. The menu offers pancakes, waffles, sausage ...
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Breakfast buffet - Salem News Online
MORRISTOWN -- Restaurants are dropping their prices and adding low-cost specials, while those dining out are skipping appetizers, dessert and eating out during the week, according to restaurateurs in the county's busiest downtown. As the worst ...
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Morristown restaurants feel economy's bite - Morris County Daily Record
The former Bourbon Street is now the ideal neighborhood watering hole, with a menu full of variety and generous portions of mostly serviceable food. Don't go here for any intense culinary experience — stick to basics, like baby back ribs and an ...
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Restaurant recommendations - NorthJersey.com
JACKSON TWP. Of all the items on the menu at LaFonda Fine Mexican Restaurant & Bar, the fajitas are a standout item. Now for $5.99 for lunch and $8.99 for dinner, you can have as many of them as you want. Along with plenty of other food. The eatery ...
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Fill your belly at LaFonda - Canton Repository
Those who drive past the old Angelo's building at 1930 S. Oliver, casting a wistful eye toward the spot where the beloved Wich-Italian food was last served, will notice that the building is no longer empty. Building owners Tomey and Kristi Shabshab ...
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Cuisines intersect at Crossroads - Wichita Eagle
Photograph submitted Stefanie Jackson, left, and Karen Parker, right, presented a $30,000 check from Wal-Mart Corporate Giving to Debby Wieneke, executive director, center, of Habitat for Humanity of Benton County Inc. Along with funds previously ...
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CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS - Northwest Arkansas News
In the mood for something a bit off the same old flavor spectrum? How about something fresh off the pampas? The distinctive, meaty dishes of Argentina predominate at Tango, the downtown Naperville eatery that calls itself "home of the world's longest ...
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Steaking a claim - Beacon News
AT 9:59 A.M. on Sunday there was not a single customer in A Little Bit of Country, where the brunch buffet starts at 10. By 10:02, six tables were occupied by people whose punctuality was trumped only by their appetites. A Little Bit of Country is ...
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Voting Question: What is a Good Menu for a Teen Photo Shoot Slumber Party?
I am having a slumber party/photo shoot/makeover thing with 3 of my closest friends, 2 of them are vegetarians, the other one and myself eat meat and want some at the party. We are ages 14-15.
I had a sleep over before, and instead of ordering a big pizza, we made lots of little appetizers into a meal. Things like: hot wings, French fries, potato skins, nachos, and lots of chips with dip. We also served salad.
(It is a 24 hour party, starting at 11 one morning, ending at 11 the next.)
So, I was thinking we’d serve lunch around 11:30 or 12, so I need a menu for that, then a dinner menu, and then a breakfast menu the next day. I also would like snacking ideas, as we tend to stay up late and we get hungry!
My ideas were for lunch: A salad bar with a sandwich buffet and chips. Things like PB&J would be available, and lunch meats along with a variety of chips. However PB&J sounds boring. We could do a taco/nacho bar, with things like salsas, cheese dips, tortilla chips, beans, and such. We’d also have guacamole and meat.
Snacks: I am definitely having a chocolate bar, all of the chocolate boxes are on sale, so we were going to stock up and make a chocolate fountain thing with cookies, cupcakes, brownies, and chocolates. We have plenty of soda and juices that will be available at all times, along with water (duh). I was going to put out loads of appetizers like I listed above, we all like mini pizzas and pizza rolls, mozarella sticks, rice crispi treats, veggie/cheese/fruit platters, and we’d make our own smoothies.
Dinner: There’s always pizza and things like that, I would get 2 large pepperonis, 2 large cheese, 1 large sausage, and 1 veggie. I was thinking that just sounded normal, and good, there’s something for everyone.
Breakfast: I was going to ask my mom to make pastries and bagels, or go to Panera and get them. We’d also serve pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage, and fruit. It was going to be a big breakfast.
(Keep in mind, the reason I’d order so much is because I have 3 siblings, 2 parents, plus my 3 friends and my sister’s 3 friends, that’s 12 people. I did the math for you!)
If you think this is good, then just let me know! But, I’d prefer to hear your ideas from experience and such.
Anything goes, I just need lots of ideas! :] Thanks in advance! And thank you for actually reading this!
moreResolved Question: Am I being a witch or are my in-laws? Christmas Question......?
Until my husband and I had children 3 years ago we always went on vacation for Christmas to avoid the whole thing. Since having children we are stuck but make the best of it. His family comes over on Christmas Day. Here is where it gets tricky. They only like to eat chicken and rice, canned sweet peas, canned corn and frozen dinner rolls. I prefer turkey and dressing but they shoot me down every year. Won't let me adjust the menu at all. Also I do it all. I warm up the crud while they sit on the couch. I set the table, arrange the "buffet" and clean up after wards. They even leave their dirty dishes on the table for me to pick up and don't push their chairs in. I feel totally used, like a house servant.
One year they even opened Christmas gifts while I was in the kitchen and left a little pile of gifts for me in the corner. I didn't realize until it was all over and done and my kids were playing with their new toys which I didn't get to watch them open.
This year I asked them if we could start a rotation between our houses and they said "no" pretty harshly. They made it sound like little to no trouble for me anyway so why not come to my house. Now I'm considering telling them we simply don't want to eat, that they can come over after lunch for gift exchange. My husband totally backs me if that is what we decide to do but I can't decide if I'm making too much of a big deal or if they are really as arrogant and rude as I think they are? I'm too close to the trees to see the forrest I suppose......Opinions?
moreResolved Question: Any interesting fork lunch ideas?
I have to cook for 70 people & the menu has to be "fork lunch/ buffet.
Any ideas of how to present this menu for 70 people
moreResolved Question: steamboat natchez lunch or dinner?
Should we go for the dinner or lunch cruise? Is the buffet worth getting or should we eat before/after the cruise? The menu on the website looks pretty lame... for that much extra I'm sure we could find lots of places to eat around town... any opinions?thats what i say - so many great places to eat, in such little time!! - but husband wants the whole experience ... blabla...
is there live music on both?
moreResolved Question: I am a diabetic . I am very allergic to peppers. When invited to ?
a family party where a private banquet room with a buffet is being provided and no main dish without peppers is offered what can i do? Should I ask the waiter to get me something else from the menu and I pay for it? Should I just bring a sandwich. I cannot manage without eating as I will be away from home over my usual lunch and supper time. I am very uncomfortable with my situation. My sister is the hostess and she knows my problem but has not made any arrangement to accommodate me. Not possible to talk to her before this event and i do not want any fuss with her anyway.
moreResolved Question: What was on the menu?
I wasted away another perfectly ideal beach-goers afternoon by sprinting a relay of errands that required no less than 1.5 hours in a rattling Zefera driven by my surly motorista and two hours in a high-end shopping complex devoid of any real Brazilian charm. The highlight was my lunch. I happened upon 'Devassa,' which means slut in Portuguese, a well-known cervejaria with delectable tidbits. The waitress suggested the buffet, and I ordered a filet of chicken for an additional 2.95 BR. I served myself a plate of cold salads and sat down to my fresh-squeezed orange juice and agua com gas. As I feasted on my starter, I noticed the board with the Daily Specials, or Sugestões do Chefe. Third down the list I saw "Brontosauro."
What in this millenium could 'Brontosauro' be?
moreResolved Question: How can I make this sentence into my own words or your words?
Penny's restaurant serves full buffet breakfast, continental breakfast or Express breakfast. You can also lunch and dinner on an extensive a la carte menu and buffet selection. Biggles Bar is available to customers for coffee, drinks and light snacks
(as copied and pasted from the net)
moreResolved Question: Foo Garden restaurant on broad st. in sumter. sc?
what are the prices? is there a lunch buffet? a menu? tell me more.
moreResolved Question: I need some ideas for a 50th anniversary party for my grandparents?
Well, we are having a little party for my grandparents and my family is hosting the party at my house. We are expecting 30-40 people, not too big. We don't have a large backyard, but it is adequate. But we need ideas on what to do. The theme is gold, becuase that is the color of 50th wedding wedding anniversary. We need help with the menu, it will be a lunch buffet sort of thing. We were thinking about doing a picture slide show, but we need more!
What has worked for you? What hasn't?
Any other ideas?
Thanks!
**and the party is towards the end of july**
moreResolved Question: How much tip would of you left if this happened to you?
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I went to an all you can chinese buffet, my total was $12.50. My husband and I was ready to leave a $20.00 bill and the change would belong to the waiter. The waiter was not exceptionally friendly but she did do her job.
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We arrived at the restaurant at 3:30pm which was lunch time, so we got charged for lunch.
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At 4:15pm it was dinner time. There are no signs that announce this and the dinner menu is different from teh lunch menu and more expensive.
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my husband grabbed crab legs which was part of the dinner menu. waiter came to our table and rudely told us "you cannot have that, its for dinner and you pay for lunch:" she would not leave our table and took the crab legs from my husbands table.
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i complained to her and told her what she did was rude. i compained to the manager who didn't care. i told him they need signs. i don't mind paying for the crab legs if their were signs.
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i left no tip.whats sad is that she threw the crab legs away. so she took it off our plate and into the garbage. never going there again.
moreResolved Question: Which place would you pick at Epcot in Disney World: Tutto or Beirgarten?
Hi, happy to hear now that Tutto Italia will be open when i am vacationing but now i'm not sure if i should go to the Germany buffet in Epcot or Tutto Italia for a family get together "reception" for lunch. Tutto is fancy and looks like it would be a quiet place but I don't know what much of anything is on their menu. The Beirgarten we've been to and i liked it a lot, there is a fun environment and lots of food choices, just wondering though about grandpa, he's about 80 it may not be that easy for him to be getting up to get his food. Which one would you suggest/why? Thanks
moreResolved Question: i have a very picky eater?
i have a 6 year old that has always been picky about eating.
she doesn't even eat her school lunch. i don't have a lot of money so she gets free lunch but i do pack her a snack from home so that she can eat it at recess. she does not even eat any dairy products; milk, cheeses. i have to drive 45 minutes away to buy her almond milk. she does not even drink it in cup only in her occational cereal. fruits; pineapple, some meats, veggies;broccoli, not alot of breads unless you include pancakes. i tried to punish her by sending her to bed because she did not want to eat her food for dinner she rather go to bed than to eat a meal. we cooked together, buffet style menus, make your own tacos nothing works. i have to make oatmeal cookies with applesauce sometimes she will eat that. she loves certain sweets and crackers like cheez its though. she has been like this ever since she was born. any more suggestions because doctors and nutritionist sure don't. somebody please help me.
moreResolved Question: Moms with daughter's obsessed with High School Musical....?
I need some suggestions...Ok my daughter's birthday party is about two weeks away and it's a HSM theme. I need some help with decoration ideas, game ideas and possibly food suggestions. I'm making the invites myself so far the ones my daughter has approved look like tickets to the show. I'm in the process of making VIP passes for her friends she is inviting to the slumber party.I found some ideas online for games and food I'm thinking of doin my kitchen up like a school cafeteria or pack a bunch of brown bag lunches ( the movie is set at school afterall)I was thinking if I do the buffet bit I may even make up school lunch menus to go with the invites. I'm looking for game ideas mostly. My daughter has the dance one and the DVD board game. Her friend has the karaoke for HSM her mom may send that with her. The site I have said to buy some fake cell phones and hide them and have the girls find them. Anyone else have suggestion food, game, or decoration wise?I don't want to hear you think the movie is gay or any comments like that. My daughter is only 8 and loves it that's what matters. I love to make my kids birthdays special and I'm just asking for a little help doing that.
moreResolved Question: restaurant concept: buffet dinner vs. al a carte (order from menu)?
i'm working towards opening an ethnic (east-indian) restaurant this summer. i'm planning to have a lunch buffet every afternoon but i need some opinions on whether it would be more of a "pull factor" to have an al a carte dinner over a buffet dinner. things to consider are "the lesser amount paid for an all-you-can eat buffet dinner vs. more $ paid for specific entrees" and "a noisy buffet ambiance vs. a more quiet al a carte ambiance". The restaurant will be set in a downtown loaction in the midst of office buildings, therefore it tends to quiet down during the evenings and weekends since most people are off work.
moreResolved Question: What do you think about this for a buffet menu....?
for at least 150 people....
2 fried or roasted turkeys {approx. 20+ lbs.}
2 hams
2 beef roasts
more fried chicken than you can shake a feather at {perhaps some baked too}
green beans w/red potatoes
mac n cheese
seasoned corn
green salad {wide selection of dressings}
sushi platter {from costco}
spiral sandwich platter {from costco}
fruit platter {from costco}
lunch meat and cheese platter {from costco}
cocktail meatball platter {from costco}
spinach dip w/sour dough bread
2 chocolate fountains with different dipping options
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3 cases of champagne {I think that will be enough}
3 cases of apple cider
1 case of white wine
1 case of red wine
{I'm not sure what a case consists of but hopefully that will be enough for 150 people}
and of course the wedding cake
suggestions welcome.....
This is my planning year, our wedding date is June 2009....
ThankyouI already own a chocolate fountain hopefully I can get my hands on another one just like it, I was thinking of having each fountain with different types of chocolate, milk chocolate and white chocolate, for dipping choices I was thinking of strawberries, pineapples, apples, bananas {?}, that's all I can think of right now. Thanks for the heads up on the wine, I hope that's the same for the champagne and apple cider, I'll check out the site you provided.....
Happy Planning.....thank you but I think I'll stick with the finger food options for those who might prefer a lighter fare, or for those with children that might not want to eat such a heavy main course, I just want to make sure there is enough to suit everyones tastes, of course I would like it to be elegant but I know the people that I'm inviting and I know what they like, I've given many parties and the fare described above goes over well everytime, but thank you for your opinon, and thanks for the insight on one bottle of wine per 3 people, I'm not a drinker so I had no idea.
Thanks alotI really value everyones opinion I have never eaten sushi before, I'm afraid of it, I did get a sushi platter from costco before for my 40th birthday party, everyone ate it, but I will take the advice and get some from a reputable place. I didnt think about the fact that champagne wouldnt be consumed maybe one case will be enough.....
Thank you
moreResolved Question: If brunch is not served as a buffet, but breakfast plates ordered from a menu is it considered a la carte?
we serve breakfast and lunch from our menu from 7am - 3pm. The entres all come with sides such as vegetables and various starches....thus not really a la carte. But most people when they hear brunch the think...buffet.
moreResolved Question: Good fish & chips and/or Christmas Lunch, Glasgow - help!?
Can anyone help me please? :) I have a friend visiting Glasgow from yesterday (Monday) 'til Thursday, from Norway. He has asked if we can go somewhere for nice fish and chips. He had some in London once and thought they were great. Is there anywhere in Glasgow we can sit in for good fish and chips? It wouldn't have to be a sit-in chippy. eg. Waxy O'Connor's has it on the menu, but I would have no idea if its good or not.
Also, we were at the Chinese Buffet King last night and they had some really nice Turkey. I told him about the traditional Christmas lunch/dinner and he'd like to try that too, if we can find somewhere. So, any ideas? I know lots of wee pubs do good food, I just don't know which ones!
Thanks everyone for any help you can give!
moreResolved Question: Can you suggest a good seafood buffet, Sydney region, for Xmas Day?
My partner and I would like to take my parents to Xmas Lunch rather than have them spend the day at home.
We are willing to travel and cost is not the main consideration (although it IS a consideration, lol). We are looking for a seafood buffet, NOT a set menu.
We used to go to The Ranch Hotel (was El Rancho years ago) at Marsfield, but they've changed to a set menu this year, and it sounds very ordinary. Such a shame, it was a great way to spend Xmas Day!
So, somthing about that standard would be good ~ nice but not the Four Seasons, lol.
Any suggestions welcome :-)
moreResolved Question: Buffet Options?
We have a tasting to go to in February. Thats the earliest we're allowed to do this...as the venue is having a mini bridal show on premises. If we don't like something there we can come back and try more later (which i think is too late)
Here are the options for the lunch menu
Sliced Beef with Burgundy Demi
Chicken Marsala
Chicken Breast with Stuffing
Pan Seared Salmon with Lemon Dill Cream
Meat Lasagna
Pasta Primavera
Vegetable Lasagna
Roasted Pork Loin
Has anyone had any of this stuff? lol Lasagna is not my forte..but as far as adding a vegetarian meal we may have only one or two attending.. Should we also keep the vegetarian option on the rsvp or just include vegetarian lasagna...
This is a little tricky as my stepfather hates chicken and veggies lol personally chicken is my favorite...but nonetheless...just more stuff to think about.Fazzizle - thanks for your opinion :) however theres something that kind of irkes me about not catering to guests...i mean we are paying for the food to be eaten...and im not vegetarian (nothing against it though! ) but if we only have salad for them i'd feel kind of bad because its like when your on jenny craig (yes i've done it) and been taken to a buffet (not my choice, lol) i was only able to eat salad and that sucked :)i'd like to add that we're supposed to pick only two entreesI'm only able to pick two out of the listi know it's my day my way...but damnit....we're paying for food for these people to eat..i say screw the whole thing and just serve appetizers lol (Jk..im not angry just being playful)and the wedding is in april not feb!Well my caterer just answered my question for me, i didn't realize she was in today. Anyways the taste testing isn't till the end of feb when we're sending out our invites....she told me at the bottom of the RSVP card to put
"Please contact me if you have any special dietary needs" and leave it at that!
moreResolved Question: Yo mama jokes?
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Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
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